Method 1: KoreanKii

This is a surefire way to brick your Wii quickly. As long as you have a non-Korean region Wii, it should work fine.

• Step 1: Homebrew your Wii - there are many guides for this, Google is your friend
• Step 2: Install the KoreanKii homebrew application onto your Wii via SD card
• Step 3: Launch KoreanKii
• Step 4: Press the + or R button to add the Korean key
• Step 5: It will ask if you are sure you want to risk adding the Korean key. Press "A" for YES.
• Step 6: Power the Wii off and power it back on again.
• Done! Your Wii on startup should now show the following error: "Error:003 unauthorized device has been detected".

Method 2: Throw a brick at it

This method is by far the fastest. It works without even needing to power on the Wii.

• Step 1: Place your Wii somewhere safe, unobstructed by other objects, in a clear line of sight from you.
• Step 2: Throw a brick at it as hard as you can.
• Done! Your Wii should now be in pieces, it is no longer usable.

Method 3: Coming soon!

More methods are coming soon! Stay tuned and keep refreshing this page occasionally for the latest news on how to effectively brick a Wii. Thanks for passing by!