From 5936aedd3d853514a31ebece23175255fb2415c3 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Arslaan Pathan Date: Mon, 31 Aug 2026 17:00:12 +1200 Subject: Initial commit --- README.md | 33 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 33 insertions(+) create mode 100644 README.md (limited to 'README.md') diff --git a/README.md b/README.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..3565a6d --- /dev/null +++ b/README.md @@ -0,0 +1,33 @@ +# The Agentic Cloud + +> Disclaimer: this website is entirely vibe coded. my friend just chucked a bunch of buzzwords into Cursor, this is meant to be an ironic joke about tech buzzwords in 2026. Live at https://theagentic.cloud + +Marketing site for **The Agentic Cloud** — a cloud-native, space-aware, entanglement-ready B2B fabric that is extremely confident about synergy and extremely vague about the product. + +It is a parody of enterprise AI websites: earnest typography, a fake operating surface, and every buzzword from agentic data lakes through Mamba-2.5. + +## Run locally + +```bash +npm install +npm run dev +``` + +Open [http://localhost:4521](http://localhost:4521). + +## Stack + +- Next.js (App Router) and TypeScript +- Tailwind CSS v4 +- shadcn/ui + +## Scripts + +| Command | What it does | +| -------------- | ------------------------- | +| `npm run dev` | Dev server on port 4521 | +| `npm run build`| Production build | +| `npm run start`| Serve the production build| +| `npm run lint` | ESLint | + +No backend, no auth, no keys. The request-access form validates locally and stops at a success state. -- cgit v1.2.3