# The Agentic Cloud

> Disclaimer: this website is entirely vibe coded. my friend just chucked a bunch of buzzwords into Cursor, this is meant to be an ironic joke about tech buzzwords in 2026. Live at https://theagentic.cloud

Marketing site for **The Agentic Cloud** — a cloud-native, space-aware, entanglement-ready B2B fabric that is extremely confident about synergy and extremely vague about the product.

It is a parody of enterprise AI websites: earnest typography, a fake operating surface, and every buzzword from agentic data lakes through Mamba-2.5.

## Run locally

```bash
npm install
npm run dev
```

Open [http://localhost:4521](http://localhost:4521).

## Stack

- Next.js (App Router) and TypeScript
- Tailwind CSS v4
- shadcn/ui

## Scripts

| Command        | What it does              |
| -------------- | ------------------------- |
| `npm run dev`  | Dev server on port 4521   |
| `npm run build`| Production build          |
| `npm run start`| Serve the production build|
| `npm run lint` | ESLint                    |

No backend, no auth, no keys. The request-access form validates locally and stops at a success state.