Joke website (entirely coded by AI, the joke is that it's AI-made)
- TypeScript 94.6%
- CSS 5%
- JavaScript 0.4%
| Filename | Latest commit message | Latest commit date |
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| app | ||
| components | ||
| lib | ||
| public | ||
| AGENTS.md | ||
| CLAUDE.md | ||
| components.json | ||
| eslint.config.mjs | ||
| next.config.ts | ||
| package-lock.json | ||
| package.json | ||
| postcss.config.mjs | ||
| README.md | ||
| tsconfig.json | ||
The Agentic Cloud
Disclaimer: this website is entirely vibe coded. my friend just chucked a bunch of buzzwords into Cursor, this is meant to be an ironic joke about tech buzzwords in 2026. Live at https://theagentic.cloud
Marketing site for The Agentic Cloud — a cloud-native, space-aware, entanglement-ready B2B fabric that is extremely confident about synergy and extremely vague about the product.
It is a parody of enterprise AI websites: earnest typography, a fake operating surface, and every buzzword from agentic data lakes through Mamba-2.5.
Run locally
npm install
npm run dev
Open http://localhost:4521.
Stack
- Next.js (App Router) and TypeScript
- Tailwind CSS v4
- shadcn/ui
Scripts
| Command | What it does |
|---|---|
npm run dev |
Dev server on port 4521 |
npm run build |
Production build |
npm run start |
Serve the production build |
npm run lint |
ESLint |
No backend, no auth, no keys. The request-access form validates locally and stops at a success state.