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# The Agentic Cloud
> Disclaimer: this website is entirely vibe coded. my friend just chucked a bunch of buzzwords into Cursor, this is meant to be an ironic joke about tech buzzwords in 2026. Live at https://theagentic.cloud
Marketing site for **The Agentic Cloud** — a cloud-native, space-aware, entanglement-ready B2B fabric that is extremely confident about synergy and extremely vague about the product.
It is a parody of enterprise AI websites: earnest typography, a fake operating surface, and every buzzword from agentic data lakes through Mamba-2.5.
## Run locally
```bash
npm install
npm run dev
```
Open [http://localhost:4521](http://localhost:4521).
## Stack
- Next.js (App Router) and TypeScript
- Tailwind CSS v4
- shadcn/ui
## Scripts
| Command | What it does |
| -------------- | ------------------------- |
| `npm run dev` | Dev server on port 4521 |
| `npm run build`| Production build |
| `npm run start`| Serve the production build|
| `npm run lint` | ESLint |
No backend, no auth, no keys. The request-access form validates locally and stops at a success state.
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